Wednesday, August 26, 2009

10 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT NAIJA MOVIES

1. Every problem you have is spiritual.

2. Nearly anyone who gets hit by a car dies immediately after a very amateur and annoying reckless driving scene.

3. A movie can be titled anything no matter how dumb it may sound; Spanner, Face me I face you, Beyonce and Rihanna, The President must die, Last World cup, You can't kill me (lmao).

4. An Ibo movie has been made if: A fleet of cars is shown off at regular intervals for a total of half of the movie time, Kanayo 'O' Kanayo is in the movie,To get rich it is mandatory you join a cult.

5. In a case where a person is on his death bed, he/she must cough till they die.

6. One of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born evil.

7. Also The soundtrack gives you a big headache because it just narrates the whole story repeatedly (so much for suspense and intrigue!) lwkmd

8. When you are shot in the chest, it really doesn't matter; your head will be bandaged! Same for your legs! RFLMAO!

9. With a pastor all things are possible.

10. Watch out for part 2! lol

3 comments:

  1. ROTFLMAO...lmao!! hilarious..bt so true!! hahahaahaaha...no8 knocked me out..lol kip it up!...Jessie

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  2. Thanks Jessie!

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