Thursday, July 28, 2011


I'm Doctor Odey, July 23rd 3011
Nigeria's first case of psychosomaticbipolarschizophrenic ...*scratch*
So who am i speaking to now? .. .BRAIN!
Your file says you took the life of another beat
someone made you do it? YEAH, IT'S DON JAZZY AGAIN!
These strange voices that you say you hear, what do they say?
What do they tell you . . can you tell me?

They like Where you gon' be when the shadow comes.
On the path of the damned or the narrow one.
Double barrel guns..arrows hunt..
Pharaoh's son..
..making him pay for every chick he made swallow cum.
Oil rig in a shallow pond.
Story of my life..
..i hope my depth brings glory overnight..
..should i wait until my death brings glory overnight?
Let a homie hold my mic and watch him pay for my sins.
another 1?man,i thought i paid for em' since.
D righteous inner me should walk away from dis skin.. another place and begin..
..a nice life of a holy dude..
..Or linger in d bright light let em notice you.

Dont let em notice you
Dont let em notice you
Ghosts of d past walk past.dont let em know it's you
They try to cover up the fact but you know it's true
Riches will make your own brother put a hole in you

Fellas is all around gimmicks.
My profound lyrics
..Win the game before it even starts so they now rig it.
Screaming at the ref "when you see a foul give it."
Dont let em' hurt a nigga sick from outta town with it.
Datz a basketball reference.
The Lord d referee..recorded destiny?is what I'm asking all reverends.
Is my future engraved in stone.. ancient slaves with known..
..powers who know if i'll go to hades. no..
..way these..
..crazy..hell hounds gonna make me...bring the rabies home.
Waitin for when they gon' say he's blown.
They gon' say he bore a child called ego.nw his baby's grown.
Many decades on the search..
..for the chosen.
Found in a wreckage in d earth.he was frozen..
..,,bound and the necklace round his neck was a token.. a celestial gift..
..from an extra terrestrial lesbian chick.
Who could snipe with a cannon so most def she a mix..of wesley and nick.
Datz twice a man.guess we cud wish..
..for someone to get to her quick..
..with an oestrogen fix..
..for the breasts and the hips.
I guess..
..i left..
..U tryna digest.. unident..
..i digress.
In the dark searching for fire flies..
..your entire lives.
sell your soul at the higher price..
..of a brighter light..
..but the buyer lies..
..You die and life.. a memory..
..then you be..
..trapped in HELLO without the O.
Fell slow..
..begging but HELL bout to GO.
Askin for a chance to tell those..who doubt the whole..story
(what story)
Fell in wax/hotter than a trip to hell n back/or facing heaven's
wrath/but tell em' dat/i returned well intact.

Who am i speaking to now?. . .BOOGEY!


Friday, June 25, 2010


Hey peeps, guess I should start by apologising to e'ryone for abandoning this blog. You know how it is with 'em NYSC thingy, schedules, internet . . and talking about NYSC. . .i'm so done with that ish,
congratulations to me :)
no more OTONDO ==>>>

Ok enough of the harmattan jokes, at least let's actually pretend this is one serious ish and by the way,i hope y'all don't mind my 'key-style' cos i am way too lazy to start dotting my i's and crossing my Ts. . .get the drift? So, I'v been able to devise a couple of initiations so i dont 'fall off this blog' again. First up is the whereby i get to include my top 5 songs of the week. Please this is an unofficial chart, just list of songs i'm CURRENTLY feeling much. Open Curtains! ! %£^%"^(&^$*^¬^^!!%"*"&"*!&" Hope it aint out of place to wish y'all a HaPpY nEw yEAr








Sunday, May 23, 2010


Ok, sure not to miss this one(consciously or unconsciously) and considering the fact that it's in Abuja O_o so if you's a fan of Tuface, Terry, Wande, Pincode, KC Fresh, Basketmouth, J Martins, Julius Agwu. . . . . bet u wouldn't miss either. Anyways that's about that for now, catch y'all on the flip. On to the next!

Date: Sunday 30th of May, 2010
Venue: Congress Hall, Transcorp Hilton. Abuja
Time: 5pm
Gate Fee: #2500
VIP: #5000


Sunday, May 9, 2010


Here's an exclusive joint (sampled) from Hip Hop Veterans, kings of the underground. . . the most lyrical MONEMSIS (Chup Knuckle Crew) and A-Graded producer 'slash' rapper RAYCONEX (Super Star Music). Just can't seem to get this song out my head.

"Good God i'm so heartless, but i do it so. . Regardless.
Nigerian Boy, Nigerian Boy, What u gat to do. . Rap Don't Pay"
"We ain't got horses but we'r very stable"-Monemsis

Monemsis & Rayconex 'Rap Don't Pay'.


Tuesday, April 27, 2010



Hey people, this is to officially inform y'all that the YES INDUSTRY PARTY to be held in the UK is just around the corner (30th of April to be exact). With the likes of G-Xploits, Jam Jam, Steel, Dj Sose and the heavy 'weighed' Iceberg Slim performing live @ Club Flex. . . I'm certain it's gon' be a BLAST! like that sound city's magazine :). Other side attractions includes; Red Carpet, Autograph Session, TV interviews, a fully pimped out V.I.P section(I like this lol) e.t.c.

It's just £10 and £20 for standard and V.I.P ticket respectively (shicken shange *in a warri accent*). Please do call the 24hrs ticket hotlines for more/general info; 07946811253 & 07932424175.


I hear 'em say "there ain't no party like a YES party", intelligent piece. . here's the opportunity to come experience it.

Monday, February 22, 2010


I go way back childhood when the street means war/
the beef is raw/ p'ple gyrating, u could hear d victory songs/
. . confraternities kill wit swords/

and you could get
sentenced just for spilling words/
in the memory of the living, the dead still lives on/
yet we only stare out windows cos we chilled in-doors/

lads on those ships, tryin to get 'em hustle quick/
young gurls on road trips tryin to get on porno flicks/

the fun never
stops even wen the school starts/
break time our play time till it's noon past/
too young to
move cars/ so all we did was push tyres. . ./
loosed wires, the dull brains still won't spark/

Damn! kids were good with numbers yet not moving figures/
'ten ten' and countin fingers, wat they do at leisure's/

we play
hide and seek! toy guns made out of sticks/
paper hats, rubber glasses. . Jeez! we let our fashion speak/
crime was a scene/ but as kids we got the upper hand/
cos the police won't even give a sh!!!t if we shoot with robber bands (rubber bands) /

I'm from the city of the greatest/. .. . home to the majors/
they say Benin we'r ancient/look what history made us/
jumping okadas. . . . . . ring road stays crowded like Lagos/
peeps hustle legal circles, real hustlers go off the radius/

if u meet your houses down . . wait! don't raise my alarms/
cos the town's task force are quick to
'come raid' like Adams!/ (comrade)

Churches in all
7 corners, Hexagon! . . like we worship in clubs/
Man, u must be a fan like you are watching football/
the streets are appalling, who says we don't give a fuck!/
8 years we depended on Lucky til we ran out of luck. . an unlucky result/ (it wasn't his fault) :D

no longer news, kidnapping was on the headlines/
the niccurs are
lions, got peeps fleeing for their deer lives/

caught in the fast life so all we do is move fast/
dudes in love with liquors, everyday we 'smooch bars'/

this is how we do. . highly rated!
B-Syde state of mind/
100% i paid my dues
yet my church mind screams '10% pay your tithe'/

© Feb 2010. . . . . please don't bite lol

Sunday, December 6, 2009


I know it's been a while since i last posted sumfin on Tatafo Resource . . . **at least blame that on the daily stress and rapid change of my environment lol . . . blogging was more or less becoming a habit and at some point i had to drop that convention in other to focus on other stuffs . . after all, it's just me experimenting, mining and exploring different areas in search of that particular 'thing' that satisfies my inner intentions.

Anyways, quite a number of stories made the headlines in the past one/two month(s). . . from J-Lo's AMA fall (hehehe . . careful!)
to the world cup draws (Naija is in trouble . . . + Group G officially the group of death) and other stuffs i just don't feel like writing about for no reason at all *grins* but hey, most recently is the Big Brother Africa 4 Evolution Winner (Multi Millionaire Kevin). Come to think of it . . . $202,700.00 is nothing close to small oooooo. . . .that's approximately 30,810,400 Naira which is enough to get me the Chairmanship position in my local govt. come 2011 lol .

As much as i am proud of Kevin the Jostified fellow, i still wish i had that kinda sum to blow like a running nose *quoting Loso* . . but never the less, i just wrote a list of what I'll prob'ly do with $200,000 pending if/when i get it cashed.

**7 million naira for Autos . . . not too much though but enough to get me a 2009 Toyota Camry XLE with an Infinity Fx 45 *winks*

**10 million naira for stocks and shares . . . money trading . . not a bad idea

**Another 10 million would prob'ly erect a small comfortable house with classy finishes.

** The other 3 million naira is strictly for miscellaneous expenses . . . including gurls, parties, travelling .. . .. you know . . .that money to blow thingy like cash money milli

uhmmmmm. . . let me see how much i have got left? . . . Shit! . nufin. . Dayummm! . . money no longer holds it's value in Naija oooo . . Imagine, i just spent 30 Million like that even before getting it. May God help us lol. Well, i think I'm done with mine . . . so kindly let me how you're gonna spend yours . . remember. . 30 MILLION NAIRA !

Happy Yuletide!
Tatafo Resource.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009


Hi ya’ll, I recently had a little convo with the Elegant, stunning, ever dazzling model and designer Sarah Ofili so I tried to make it official by using the opportunity to chip in a few questions. At first I was a bit cynical if she would grant my request but on the contrary, she turned out to be the nicest person I’ve ever bumped into. This was how the conversation went down;

Welcome to Tatafo Resource (TR) and it's such a great pleasure having you as the very first guest

Thank you, U're welcome.

Let’s get this out of the way, U are of mixed nationality, Nigerian and Hungarian. I'm I right?

Got that right (laughin). My Father, may his soul rest in peace, is from Asaba, Delta State. And my Mum is Hungarian.
I grew up in Nigeria, Warri actually, well not the centre of "waffi" lol. My dad worked in Delta Steel Company (D.S.C), so we lived in the company's estate, which also had our nursery and primary school, so u can imagine!

I read you studied in France, or you spoke French, how did that come about?

Yea, I speak just a little though, nothing major. After my sec. school in Nigeria, I went to an all girls boarding school in Benue State... yea I don't know what my folks were thinking, probably keeping me away from the preying eyes of guys, Lol. Anyway, immediately I was done with dat, I left to Badagry French village to study French, in preparation for my admission into a university in France, But before my admission came I was impatient and got into Uni.Jos to start off my course in Psychology, unfortunately 3months after I left for France. I got into the University Of Montpellier, to continue psychology, and then I packed my bags to London to pursue my dream in Fashion. Lol.

Interesting. . . So when did you start modeling and what was the very first step you took?

Modeling was something I bumped into, although it was my dream but at that time it was just a dream. I didn't go out searching for it, I came across a competition for a new modeling agency and photography studio, I entered for fun and viola ! the rest is history.

What are the major challenges you get to encounter

I encounter challenges every day, I am not your stereotypical tall skinny model. I don't have the "African look" neither do I have the "European look" so am always gonna be compared to the girls like that, and many times they don't know how to work with me. I have lost many jobs, that at a point I stopped going for castings. These last 2yrs I've just focused on working on my shoe brand and not so much modeling.

Oh! . . how have you been able to proportionately blend together being a super-model, psychologist, designer and a cosmetologist?

I don't really use the word "cosmetologist", but yes I am a certified beautician from the London School of Beauty And Make-Up. I love dabbling with the art of make-up, its such an artistic power to change the look of a person, like working on a blank canvas. Unfortunately, like psychology I put it aside, I got bored and updating your makeup kit isn't small money, trust me ! but it'll always be my side hobby.

Like I said, right now I’m just focusing on being a designer, developing my skills and expanding my creativity. All the other things I've put aside, in fact they don’t exist to me, it’s just a certificate nothing more, maybe a fall back plan, lol. This yr I was fortunate to get into the London College Of Fashion, to study Footwear and Accessory branding, to get more experience and knowledge in starting my own brand.

Tell me a little bit about your forthcoming brand 'Katona'?

Katona, Itself is my brand name that will hold many other ventures that will come after my first primary goal, which is the Lady's Footwear. I describe my designs/creations as "Fantasy Shoes" coz they are very glamourous, colourful, over the top, affordable high fashion platforms. I believe shoes should be attractive and sexy and appealing to the eyes. A bold statement shoe can change the whole look of an outfit, plus a shoe can make a woman feel a million bucks. shoe lovers knw wat I mean ;) winking... lol.

Ok, why the name Katona, why not Sarahs? lol

Nahhhh not Sarah's... hehehe.
Katona is my mother's maiden name, so it’s my Hungarian heritage. I named it after my mother coz all my creative ability and expressions came from her, my mum helped me with many of my art assignments as a child. I was fascinated by her ability to do it all, she even designed and sewed many of my outfits coz I wanted wat i saw in the magazines but there weren't styles like dat for kids so she'll be forced to sew them, lol, my poor mum, she had her hands full coz we are 3 girls. I cant begin to go into all she can do, artistically. I've answered my father’s name my whole life and one day another man's, so its only fair to dedicate something to my mum, after all she's the inspiration.

*Smiles* Being a public figure, how have you been able to 'cope' with the media, fans and haters lol

Wow! first of all, I don't really see myself as a "public figure", and am not trying to sound humble, but I'm a very private person, I just go about my daily stuff etc... I do appreciate the interest and likes in me but it doesn't affect me in anyway. I have read a couple of things written about me but I don't let it get to me, I just laugh and move on, after all I can’t explain myself to everyone, Lol... besides most of it is naija stuff, and I don't live in Nigeria, so it doesn't affect me at all !
I believe everyone should live their lives the best way they can and enjoy every min of it coz we've got only one life, do wat makes u happy, as long as it doesn't hurt someone else.

Your role models

To be honest, I don’t really have "role models". Especially in the kind of industry I'm in, I get inspired everyday by different people. I can’t begin to list, coz it'll be endless! Instead of looking up to someone as a role model, I look at myself and think of how I want to be seen, and the kind of person I am and how I want to be as I get older, and progress in life. No one is perfect after all!

In no particular order, please list your top 5 Nigerian Artists

Hmmm... this is hard, I love music a lot but I don't really have favs, maybe I'll just name naija songs am feeling right now, and u figure it out, okay...
I recently came across some dude called "Anogiri", hope I spelt it well, his song oyibo is a catch, love it! plus his dance moves are funny,lol.
Also, recently someone played an old school Igbo remake by Flavour ft Mc Loph "Osendi Owendi", think they're cool, in fact other songs by Flavour is very funny n refreshing, high time Igbo dudes took center stage, no offence to anyone !
Also, Sound Sultan, and of course Ikechukwu.

Foreign artists
Kanye West, Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Melanie Fiona, Keysha Cole, M. J and many more these are just from the top of my head now.

Most memorable moment?

Most memorable moment, Seeing the first samples of my shoe designs made, it was overwhelming.

Hmmm . . . . I can imagine the feeling lol so where do you see yourself in the next 10yrs?

10 yrs is a long time from now dear, I take each day at a time. What i can say though is, Katona will be more than just a shoe brand, and it’ll be an empire! ;D winks

Any parting words for Tatafo Resource?

Don't believe all u read and hear, it might just be another 'tatafo" hahaha, lol. just kiddin... Do something u enjoy doing and have true passion for, it'll bring more than success but happiness and satisfaction. Cheers!

It’s been a pleasure chatting with you, I enjoyed every bit of this. Wishing you the very best and a triple more success in your endeavours especially the impending Katona. Thanks for the time.

Sunday, October 4, 2009


Hello peeps, I think i should start by apologizing for the long silence/dormancy on Tatafo Resource. I've been around though but didn't just feel like posting any stale news or a no news . . but right now, the drought is over and I'm fully back in business . . meaning your favourite TR is back with so much freshness. Currently, I'm working on some spanking new stories but before i post any I'd want to share with you 2 verses off my Kini Big Deal Freestyle (Just wrote 'em) to keep y'all occupied on the site. It's fucking Exclusive . . read and drop a fucking comment, try to fucking copy the rhymes and I'll get your fucking ass sued in a fucking law fucking court lmao! Na joke i is lol . . . "chatview" with Sarah Ofili coming up shortly, don't be left out . . Subscribe now and follow me on twitter


A Playa's Version {Male}

Kini big deal, I'm a big cheat
n' to ma fellow playas yeah u know how this feels
they don't know me, still they chose me
if only they knew me they will never follow me
I'm not a heart breaker, I'm just a heart quaker
figured out how the money could lead me to her pants quicker
yes i count figures, i mean I'm pounds richer
they call me 'cash giver', bet u won't wanna miss this chance will-ya?
check out my new Bretling and a new Bentley
it's my best friend's ride but you couldn't sense it
style so impressive. . . my swag is so interesting
straight to ma crib i promise to teach you a lesson
we could do a play. . guessing, while i watch you undressing
then later switch roles and we'll have you undress me
girl we start sexing then we start sweating
soon as that is over, 'leaving you' will be the next scene

A Control's Version {Female}

Kini big deal, I'm a big chick
my mouth greased wit lipstick as i sample my G-string
i'm not a ho(e) 'bitch but i gold dig
nd if his pocket is 'well' then r 'ma have to go deep
i roc o' fellas so i'm getting mo' cheddars
and if u ain't got much i swear I'm gone fella
i mean I'm done fella. . this aka gum fella
he couldn't make it rain so i could get an umbrella
the ass is ever ready . . but sure you won't get it
except i get enough bucks or a new Mercedez
now who u think u testing . .. hey boi do not stress me
ma blood is so hot i could even do a wrestling
money makes ends-meet, u got it? Well lets meet
i didn't sneeze but all i want is for you to bless me
mayne don't be senseless, i love Sheraton settings
So if there's a presidential party, i'll be first on the guest list

Monday, September 21, 2009


The designer of the Playstation 4, Tai Chiem’s concept was to merge transparent materials and minimalistic aesthetics into the PS4 design element. The PS4 has not only had an aesthetic face lift, but its functionality has also had some upheaval!

The PS4 now has; bluetooth integration, plastic/glass backs and middles. LCD screen(s) on both the controller and the console. They’ve continued the classic aesthetic bone structure for the controller plus the PS4 console can also still be turned on it’s side.

Go through the photos below of the new Playstation 4 and tell a comment on what you think about the new concept.

Friday, September 18, 2009


Woke up this morning feeling so tired that i had to spend a couple of minutes consciously lying on my bed. I chilled for about 30mins and was busy listening to some newly shuffled mixtapes on my laptop (Modenine's-09-09-09, AfricanHipHop-The Sequel 09. . . ) Then I heard a ‘freestyle’ that kinda drew my attention. This particular track was from Bigg Splash’s Mixtape; EDO STATE HIP HOP LOVERS VOL. 1

I remember attending the album/mixtape launch in Benin some few months back with a good number of attendees including C-Flo, Cyrus Tha Virus, Osho Alpacino, Anec Dote and a few other artists. From the freestyle session to the album listening to other scheduled activities and it was right there I got a copy of the Mixtape (don’t ask if I bought it lol). Anyways, I noticed nearly all the tracks are ‘radio friendly’ and especially with the inclusion of the club hit ‘Amaka Why’ the mixtape is well balanced.

Enough said, below are two tracks off Gruv Enuff CEO, Bigg Splash (Otas Bazuaye)’s mixtape + Click here for free download

Track 04 'Freestyle'.

Track 09. (Volume 1 Mix)

Thursday, September 17, 2009


What's your pick on Lady Gaga's different outfits @ the VMAs?

A) Sexy
B) Weird
C) Crazy
D) That's Fashion
E) Innovative
F) Childish


The buzz is still on about Kanye's act at the Mtv video music awards, a lot of mixed reactions and hating already, sh!t names, racism, bleh! . . . but IMO, Kanye was a hundred % correct but somehow he just missed the timing. . . i mean he completely ruined a 19yrs old (Taylor Swift) supposed to be magic moments but really, "How come Beyonce's video was good enough to be Best Video of the year and apparently not good enough to be Best Female Video?".

Anyways, he is still a great producer, classy rapper with a very stylish delivery, i am not tryng to justify or either condemn his act but he should f_king stop crashing awards by whining on someone Else's behalf, it's so not cool for a star of his panache. I guess we forgive 'dude' and blame it on the Henny.

Go Kanye! No Kanye ! ! . . . . A whole Kanye ! ! !

Kanye West unabashedly drinking a bottle of Hennessy on the red carpet while girlfriend Amber Rose posed for photos - is this the cause of his outburst at the VMAs?

Wednesday, September 16, 2009


My oh my! did you miss me? (smiles). . . Anways, here are some photos of Chris Brown doing community service (Chris's community service chief tasks will be washing cars, pulling weeds from roadsides and cleaning up graffiti from walls). At this point i'd like to say "Chris, i'm really happy for you, and i'm going to let you finish but Rihanna made the biggest fool outta you . . of all time" lol

Saturday, August 29, 2009

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